I hate the universe.
The covert operation that I'd been assigned on Bad Horse's order was no doubt an immense success; however, as with many other operations in my history as a villain, not everything went according to plan. Not enough to screw up the intended goal, which was, as previously mentioned, achieved - but enough to make things suck.
On the plus side, I looked amazing.
On the negative side, I'm completely out of heist money. Here's lookin' at you, Wells Fargo!
On the super negative side, I hate the universe. I also hate arrogant douchebags with self-instigated book and toy contracts, not that I'm being too specific or anything because I highly doubt that certain people actually read my blog, even though they don't know what they're missing because I'm sure others find me absolutely enlightening.
Times like this, I just want to punch a kitten.
Too bad they're all cute and stuff.
Dammit.
- Dr. Horrible
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