The city grows on you.

Like a fungus. It ... eh. Okay, old simile. Old simile. But it's true. I mean, sure, the people here are more swarm-y and angry, but that just means that I can call them lichen instead.

Moving on.

Turns out our attack on the NYSE looked a lot bigger than it actually was. For reasons I'm not ready to reveal at this moment, I didn't exactly have time to crash the market. What? Time is money, even if the money is floating in some alternate dimension where decimal points are currency.

Anyway, here's an excerpt from one of many newscasts. It's kinda heartwarming, if you want to look at it that way:

February 5th, 2010
Associated Press (AP)
New York, NY

More than five years after that fatal attack on the Brooklyn Bridge, the supervillain Livewire has returned to torment the citizens of the Big Apple once more.

After she turned to focus her evildoing on the West Coast of the United States, the NYPD and press thought she was gone for good. But it appears that the city was too hasty in writing her off. Not only that, but this time: she has company.

Last night, the New York Stock Exchange was brutally terrorized, resulting in five deaths and damages of over $200,000. With Livewire, who pulled most of the punches, was the evil Dr. Horrible of Los Angeles fame.

Could this be the beginning of a national crisis? The NYPD and regional Guild of Good are investigating the matter. Hopefully, the solution will arise before the problem gets any worse.


Cool, right? I got a rep.

Awesomesauce.

Sadly, this is our last night here. Apparently we have plans, but I don't know what they are yet. Should be fun, anyway.


Yours,
Dr. Horrible

This apple is huge!

In NYC on business. I assure you it's important. Was accosted before we even left the airport. Whoops, gave away the we. Ahaha ... anyway, I'm sure it'll happen again. The accosting, I mean. When people here aren't trying to outright ignore you (blissful), they're all up in your face like, "hey, I'm taking your money."

Too bad I'm keeping a low profile; I'd show them what's up, Horrible-style.

On the way to a fancy hotel. Of course I can't say which one. Just know that it's in NY and gives a fantastic view of the city.

You know what? I'm going to use expensive and ridiculous aromatherapy bath products and have an overly extravagant drink named after an obscure Eastern European nobleman. (Note: if said drink does not exist, I will create it using my natural chemist's intuition.)

Also, though I admit I'm extremely knowledgeable, I always try to learn something new every day. Today was no exception.


It's snowing! How cool is that?

Ah, we're here! Catch you later!

(btw, my old Twitter is no longer functional - great time for it to happen, not - so those who were following me previously can now follow my tweets at http://twitter.com/ahorribledoctor.)


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